Was thinking about some of the funny names in baseball and thought I'd create a little game out of it. Players can be current or past. Answers are in the comments.
A water management project completed.
The ashes on one's head on Ash Wednesday.
A canis lupus in heat.
A blue colored bird's contusion.
What you do with an empty soda glass.
Iron tongue meets fruit-filled pastry.
A very heavy child who was born out of wedlock.
When a baby dropped a bottle in the back of a taxi and the lid came off.
What the umpire did when the pitch that walked a batter was outside.
What the guy with three young kids said when his wife told him she was pregnant again.
What the guy had who was eating a rueben at mass.
What the guys asked each other when they were shouting at their friend from far away.