For my birthday today, I'd like a shortstop and a leftfielder. Thanks.
UPDATE: Or Aroldis Chapman?
UPDATE: RT: @JeffPassan: Non-stop Delta flight left FLL for Cincinnati at 9:20 this morning. Another source said $30 million deal is for five years.
OMG. Could it be true?
UPDATE: OMG, it is true! Thanks, Uncle Walt!
UPDATE 5:46pm: OMG, it's still true! I really can't believe it. In this day of Bankee$ and Bread $ox, the Cincinnati Reds got the top prospect IN THE WORLD. Just wow.