Teetotalers Need Not Apply

I turn office water coolers into happy hour wine.

I wanted to provide the recipe for The Bruce, an alcoholic drink (a drink with alcohol and a drink for alcoholics) concocted to honor the newest member of Reds history. Get out your blenders!

First, get:
12 oz rum (or more if you want)
10 oz root beer (for the boy next door in him)
6 oz coffee (fresh brewed, not flavored, not instant, not decaf, just good old coffee)

Put those in the blender. Dump in 2 tsp cinnamon, 2 tsp nutmeg, and 1 tsp cloves. Fill up blender to top with chocolate ice cream. Blend well.

Now put in 12 ice cubes. Grind well.

Now add as much milk as you can to the blender. Stir a bit. Pour.

Serve with a cinnamon stick in each glass. You know, because a drink named for Babe The Bruce Almighty Boss has to have a stick of wood in it!