All the king's men couldn't put KC together again

At 24-50, the Kansas City Royals are the worst team in baseball (although the Pirates aren't far behind.) Their pitching is atrocious, and their offense isn't much better. I feel sorry for Royals fans, as Kansas City has a rich baseball tradition and it's a shame the franchise has fallen into such a sorry state. Still, here's to Milton, Harang, and Arroyo mowing them down. (Too bad we have to waste Harang and Arroyo on this team - they'd be much better suited for the Cleveland series.) Now, the Royals still are a Major League team, so I hope the Reds don't go in thinking they're going to run over them and blow it. They're only 1.5 games behind St. Louis, who suffered their 7th loss in a row last night. (HA HA.) It's time to retake first place, and the Royals are the perfect prescription for that.

And yes, the Burger King is creepy, no matter what hat he's wearing.

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