I am currently saying prayers for St. Dunner to hit a bunch out today and tomorrow, with runners on, of course, to make up for that almost victory the Reds didn't pull out yesterday. Prayer for Adam:
Dear baseball gods,
Please make Adam hit a bunch out
And grant us sweet victory
Over that awful Cubs team.
And Tony Womack.
Amen.
Oh, and p.s.
Make the Deadbirds lose, too.
Amen. Again.
Oh, and p.s.s.
Please let Pickle get through the game without giving up a billion runs.
Amen. Last one.
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