Pregame notes

Wandy Rodriguez
Throw some meatballs o'er the plate
Dunn and Griff go long.

Alex Gonzalez
Another DP is turned
Another homer.

Please Milton, don't suck
Your lobs are not Major League
Just go five innings.

Lance Jerkman, ride pine
Tired of your noisome bat
And longballs galore.

Rookie of the world
On base with some hits and walks
The Nat'ral goes yard.
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