God: Arthur, King of the Reds-Nats Trade, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
King Arthur: Good idea, O Lord!
God: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold, Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur, the Quest for the Holy Grail!”
Arthur and his knights travel across several states on their quest. Throughout their search they meet interesting people along the way, though most of the characters die, some by a killer rabbit, others for failing the test on the Bridge of Death, and several are victims of voodoo.
Arthur and his knights finally discover where the Grail is. They encounter guards who try to stop them from retrieving it.
Deadbirds: You don't frighten us, Cincy pig dogs. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly Cincy K-nig-hts.
Asstros: Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
Sausages: You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!
NL West: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Will our heroes succeed on their quest? Tune in to the rest of the season to find out...