Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Public Service Announcement

Good citizens of Redsland, be advised. There is a severe bout of Narronitis going around. Edwin Encarnacion has caught a critical case of it, hence his absence from tonight's lineup.

Symptoms of Narronitis include:

Youth
An ability to hit with runners on base and get RBIs
Making some errors peppered with some brilliant plays
Not being considered a veteran
Being young
Not being close to retirement

If you feel you have any of these symptoms, you should immediately sit on the nearest bench.

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