What the announcers say while the commercials are playing. (I think crack is freely passed around.)
One is singing "We are the World." Seriously. They're screaming and making idiotic sounds...maybe I should start recording these 'who's on first' episodes.
They've been trying to learn how to pronounce the Dutch names all night. Do you know how to say Jair Jurrjens? Bet you can't!
And Pudge just goes yard. Nederlands isn't going to win this one.
One Yankee I do like (besides Jeter) is Bernie Williams, who took far less money and is accepting a virtual bench position, but he wanted to stay in New York, where he has been his entire career. Gotta love team loyalty.
Update: Now one of them is talking like Yogi Bear. "Uh, I don't know... Not a sabermetric guy, don't make me do it..."
I don't know what these guys are smoking.
Update 8th inning: Guy just says "it's raining beer!"
Update 9th inning: The guy who says goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal is an announcer on Deportes who is doing this game, and the announcer of this game is imitating him. Then he's talking about protein shakes and not the same kind as Bonds.