Royal Caribbean Presents Off Days©

I'm starting to understand why Protor and Gamble Presents Major League Baseball Players©, not just Bank of America Presents the National League Player of the Week© like EdE, but all Protor and Gamble Presents Major League Baseball Players© love Royal Caribbean Presents Off Days© so much. I mean, you actually get to live Prudential Insurance Company of America Presents Life© on those days, do stuff like GAP Presents Laundry© and Outback Steakhouse Presents Cook Dinner© and all of that stuff you never do on Milton Bradley Presents Game Days©. You also get to think of things other than Rawlings Presents Baseball©, although when you wake up in the Folgers Presents Morning©, you're kind of like, "oh my Pat Robertson Presents God©, what do I do, there's no Hasboro Presents Game© today!" Then you kind of Ron Jon Presents Surf© the AOL Presents Internets© for a Rolex Presents Minute© in a desperate attempt to find something to replace the NASA Presents Space© where Rawlings Presents Baseball© is supposed to be in your Ritalin Presents Brain©, and so you BIC Presents Write© craziness in the Red Reporter Presents Comments© and read the New York Times Presents News© and then you actually do Microsoft Presents Work©. But in the Sam Adams Presents Evening©, when you don't have to do Microsoft Presents Work© anymore, you Lysol Presents Clean© and stuff because what are you supposed to do? You've been watching Rawlings Presents Baseball© for Rolex Presents Four and a Half Months©, nearly Rolex Presents Every Day©, and your Dallas Cowboys Present There's No TO in Team© is in the All American Flag Presents Pennant© CBS Presents Amazing Race©, and you're cancelling all sorts of social De Beers Presents Engagements© or watching whole Hasboro Presents Games© at Microsoft Presents Work© without Medicare Presents Caring© who comes in, or you're Microsoft Presents Working© Rolex Presents Late© and you stay even Rolex Presents Later© than necessary to Beltone Presents Hear© the rest of the Hasboro Presents Game©.

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