Don't forget to pack your Leatherpants and don't let the door hit your Segway on the way out.
Marty Brennaman said, "There are some days you remember all your life. I remember where I was the day JFK was assassinated...and I will always remember March 1, 2009."
Naturally, Leatherpants blames everyone but himself. I hope that man never gets another job in baseball again.