For those who don't know, the Banana Phone is the call-in show that Marty Brennaman and Steve Stewart, the Reds announcers, do during rain delays. There is only one rule for calling in: your IQ must be no greater than 75.
See, the Reds are getting new uniforms next year, and there has been talk that they are going to bring back the blue that appeared as the secondary color in the uniforms in the 50s and 60s, you know, the period when the Reds succumbed to Communist paranoia and went by Redlegs. Still had Red in the name, still the dominant color, right? Well, tonight, this NQB* woman calls in and asks if there was still going to be RED in the uniforms. She was worried that she would have to redecorate her house and get a new wardrobe.
*Not Quite Bright