Monday, April 16, 2007

Choose Your Own Adventure

You're down 4-3 in the 7th inning. Your starter is out, a reliever is in. He hits the first two batters and gives up a hit to load the bases with nobody out. What do you do?

If you replace your pitcher, turn to page 2.
If you leave him in against Bill Hall, you're just stupid.

Yeah, you, Jerry Morron! FIRE NARRON.

Oh, and that "infield fly?" BULLSHIT.

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